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A Poem for these Hoes

One Dick Two Dicks Three Dicks Four How many dicks will you suck before you realize you are a whore? 

If Jesus Had An Instagram

  If Jesus had an Instagram what would it look like? I often ask myself this question a lot. I know I’m not the only one who logs onto Instagram, and gets greeted with the same ole pictures everyday. If i’m not seeing some unofficial model showing her ASSets, i’m looking a vegan meals, and

Drake: From Geek to Heart Throb

Started from the bottom, now he’s here. Yesss. Have you seen champagne papi lately? Drake went from corny to come here daddy. I am a big fan of Drake’s music, but I never looked at him as a sex symbol. Over the past few years, Drake went from being that overly sensitive dude that everybody

5 Rappers Addicted to Drugs

Remember when your favorite rapper was a big time drug dealer, did time, made it out of the hood, and then recorded a bomb ass mix tape and got discovered? Seems like ages ago, right? These new school rappers went from slanging drugs to being the actual junkies. 

Funny Lady Spotlight: Comedian Star Carter

This funny lady is on fire! If you don’t know her name, you better get familiar, because she is about to take off. I met comedienne Star Carter a few years ago while filming a movie. Instantly, we clicked because she made me laugh, and she was a down right fool. Recently, one of Star’s

A Poem for these Hoes

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Two Dicks

Three Dicks

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How many dicks will you suck before you realize you are a whore?  Read more

If Jesus Had An Instagram

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If Jesus had an Instagram what would it look like? I often ask myself this question a lot. I know I’m not the only one who logs onto Instagram, and gets greeted with the same ole pictures everyday. If i’m not seeing some unofficial model showing her ASSets, i’m looking a vegan meals, and transformation pictures from people who used to be really fat. I know that if Jesus were to have an Instagram, his pictures would be on FLEEK. Here is what I think Jesus Instagram page would look like.  Read more

Drake: From Geek to Heart Throb

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Started from the bottom, now he’s here. Yesss. Have you seen champagne papi lately? Drake went from corny to come here daddy. I am a big fan of Drake’s music, but I never looked at him as a sex symbol. Over the past few years, Drake went from being that overly sensitive dude that everybody talked about on memes, to that sexy superstar that everybody wants to get next to.
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5 Rappers Addicted to Drugs

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Remember when your favorite rapper was a big time drug dealer, did time, made it out of the hood, and then recorded a bomb ass mix tape and got discovered? Seems like ages ago, right? These new school rappers went from slanging drugs to being the actual junkies.  Read more

Funny Lady Spotlight: Comedian Star Carter

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This funny lady is on fire! If you don’t know her name, you better get familiar, because she is about to take off. I met comedienne Star Carter a few years ago while filming a movie. Instantly, we clicked because she made me laugh, and she was a down right fool. Recently, one of Star’s many videos went viral on World Star Hip Hop. Star made a video called Fed Ex Delivery in the Hood….Do’s and Don’ts/ You can watch the video below.

 Today, the video has well over 4 million views. Not only does Star make hilarious videos, but she is a real comedian who gets onstage and tell jokes. I had the pleasure of interviewing Star Carter, and asking her take on what it’s like being a female comic.  Read more

Stupid Girlfriend Love Letters

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Dear Bae,

I love everything about you. When I first saw you, I knew I had to have you. We was at Footlocker waiting for the new J’s to release, and that’s when you caught my eye. Damn. I can’t believe we been going together for 5 weeks already. It feels like 5 years. I told my friends that we were going to be together 4eva. My friends keep calling me dumb, because you’ve been in jail 4 of the 5 weeks that we been together, but they don’t understand our love. As I’m writing you this letter, I’m sitting here listening to your mixtape. Do you remember our first date? I remember you took me to an open mic and told me to watch you perform. At the end of the night, you brought me onstage and told the audience that I was going to be your girl.  Read more

5 Ways to Piss off a Black Girl

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Let’s face it. We all have our little triggers that make us mad. As a black woman myself, there are things that I have heard over the years that have clearly pissed me off. Below I am going to show you a few things that may piss off a black girl or two. I am not speaking for all black women, but most of can relate.  Read more

Hip Hop Unsolved Mysteries

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Let’s face it. We all love Hip Hop. Rap music has become so popular, it has crossed cultures. These days you can’t even turn on the television without seeing commercials influenced by rap music. I have been listening to rap music for as long as I can remember. I grew up on No Limit and The Cash Money Era. There are a few songs that are timeless. You ever hear a song that you haven’t heard in awhile and you get instant nostalgia? The other day while I was in my car, I heard a popular Lil Boosie song that I use to listen to faithfully in my College days.

The song starts off with Lil Boosie saying, “two red bones kissing in the backseat.” After hearing that it made me think…whatever happened to those two red bones that were kissing in the backseat? Did they get into a relationship? Was it a onetime thing? Where do they live? What type of profession are they in now? These are things that we as the people would like to know. Read more

My Job is Driving Me Crazy

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My job is driving me crazy! I honestly feel like i’m about to lose my mind. I never thought that I would be the type of person who needs therapy, but each day that I stay at my job, I feel like I am drowning further and further. I know you are probably saying, “If your job is that bad, why not leave?” To answer your question….I have. I tried to escape 3 times. Sometimes I feel like a run-away slave who keeps getting caught. Where is my Harriet Tubman? I need someone to come and rescue me. I’m very good with directions; show me the North Star that will lead me away from the hell hole that I am in.  Read more

My Super Ghetto Wedding

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So last night I had a nightmare. I dreamed that I got married to someone that I could not stand, and we had the most ghetto fabulous wedding ever!! The reason this particular dream was a nightmare is because… I actually enjoyed all of the ghetto festivities that were happening around me. When I woke up this morning, all I could do was sit there and say, “damn, did I really just dream that?” Read more